Description
✨Channeling emotional clarity through 78 cards and a whole lot of intuition. These aren’t your grandma’s tarot readings (unless your grandma also had ADHD, a sixth sense for red flags, and deep reverence for cheese).
Each reading is a conversation with your nervous system. I’ll pull cards, unpack the metaphors, and offer insight that is equal parts mystical and practical. You’ll get a written reading, infused with emotional precision, soft irreverence, and a touch of General Fluff straightforwardness.
Readings may include:
🔮 Bird related metaphors
🕯️ Grief archaeology
🧀 Cheese-based emotional diagnostics
🫠 Unflinching kindness, even when it stings
Perfect if you need guidance, confirmation, or someone to lovingly tell you what your gut already knows. Let’s make the subconscious audible.