Hey friend,
The world can be a shitty place. I’ve seen quite a bit of it, and managed to overcome a lot of stuff thrown my way. I’ll complain about it, loudly, but there’s one thing I always keep in mind: putting one foot in front of the other.
I’ve been mucking about on TikTok for a while now (seeing as you found your way here, you knew this already). The content I put out seems to make people happy, especially the whole #FluffAndBuffArmy thing. It started with this:
Then someone (I don’t remember who, sorry!) started calling me ‘General’, and it kind of stuck. The “yes Ma’am!”‘s and saluting emojis are prolific on each video that gets posted. It’s lovely, it feels like community, and I really appreciate each and every one of you for joining in.
I now do videos like this:
Now, as to why this post is titled the way it is: I used to have a Patreon page. It was about dating advice, it was silly and dormant and never got any real traction. This was before Fluff Army even became a thing. Not that that is a thing and I used to work on WordPress websites for a living, I figured… why not set up a site. Write some weird ass blog posts about my life, going to the gym, trying to be a half-decent human being to others. See where it takes us.
In any case, the Fluff Army now has an official insignia:
You’ll be pleased to hear that yes, merch is incoming. If you’re reading this in the hours after this post went live, it’ll look a little thin, but trust that I am working on getting more. Sign up for updates in the sidebar if you wanna be kept in the loop.
I’ll do my best to do weekly posts on here at the very least. If you have things you’d like to see me talk about (keep in mind: I am not a fitness professional and do not claim to be one), do leave a comment. I’ll reply to each one for as long as I can.
For now, I want you to take real good care of yourself this week. General’s orders 🫡
I caught you on tick tock maybe five six days ago, and I have to say, it’s very seldom that I am instantly smitten with someone. But there was something about the way you looked, the way you smiled, your eyes. That I just haven’t been able to not like a video that you’ve done. Every single video of yours I’ve come across I’ve liked. And I think when I first saw you I went to your profile, and I don’t remember seeing it. But I just went back to your profile and your link tree and now saw that you have an only fans. I have nothing against women who have only fans. If they want to create one I think more power to them. It just makes me feel I don’t know how to say it because there are certain women that I’ve wanted to subscribe to their only fans but yet I don’t want to be looked at like one of those kind of guys, and I know that sounds terrible and judgmental. There was a young lady that I had very distinct feelings for it shared with her that I felt the way I felt for her. And I knew she was in financial trouble. So I joined her only fans I subscribed. I gave her tips on every single post. And yet I didn’t even look at the posts she was making. If that even makes sense. I was garnering actual heartfelt feelings for her. And I wanted to help her and God knows I thought she was sexy as hell. But I didn’t want to look at her like that. Always wanted that to be something more personal and private. The reason I’m saying this LOL I could see me doing the same thing with yours. No lol I haven’t gotten any feelings or anything like that but you do have a smile that puts butterflies in my stomach. And I know I’m probably just some old man and some other country and you might simply be like big deal. I’m pretty sure you’re not going to answer me on tick tock, and you probably not even going to answer me here. But I just wanted to let you know.
Matthew